I was eating my meal & started thinking, "I'll bet those morons making a nuisance of themselves on Wall St. would love to go to the fridge & pull out a pound of freshly picked crabmeat , smother it with alfredo sauce, nuke it for two minutes & then enjoy it with some Zapps potato chips & a beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k5ooaufrLM