Tuscaloosa Street Lights
Tuskaloosa is to be electrically illuminated at once. There's no need of it. They don't dig holes and keep lime and brick in the streets over which people might break their brittle necks in Tuskaloosa. They don't have burglars. Only chicken thieves down there.
Electric lights will only facilitate dexterous manipulations of gay rooters,' and matronly hens, and wanton pullets. But Tuskaloosa must be fashionable. She must wear jewels, because all other cities are studded with, more brilliants than diamonds, and more lustrous than silver or gold. A gay and fair dame is Tuskaloosa, arrayed in roses and decked with gleaming lights brighter than stars brought down from the skies. We will learn to wonder, and admire the more the galaxy of God in the bended heavens when we have confessed, in our hearts, the modest, silent witchery of charms with which Tuskaloosa will be invested by celestial illumination whelming the serene old city in a shining sea deluged by a gleaming river of resplendent glory.
That's somewhat steep ; but if it please, the innocent, good people of the old capital, what's the use making a fuss about a little rhetorical extravagance electrically illuminated. Birmingham News..
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